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Friday 9 April 2010

Awesome Definitions...must read..!!!!!!!!

Wonderfully described definitions.......

definition of lecture LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either

definition of conference CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present

definition of compromise COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

definition of conference room CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

definition of classic CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read

definition of office OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life

definition of yawn YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth

definition of etc ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

definition of committee COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together

definition of philosopher PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead

definition of diplomat DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip

definition of opportunist OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river

definition of optimist OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

definition of pessimist PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY

definition of miser MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!

definition of father FATHER: A banker provided by nature

definition of criminal CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught

definition of boss BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

definition of politician POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later

definition of doctor DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by his bills!

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