Rajinikanth makes onions cry.
Rajinikanth can delete the Recycling Bin.
Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
Rajinikanth can play the violin.....with a piano.
When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,.... he turns the dark off.
Rajinikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.
Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
When you say "no one's perfect", Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.
There is nothing like recession, its just rajnikanth started to save money.
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