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Friday 1 October 2010

Some interesting definitions.

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays. cid:_1_08CA087808CA043C003E47D2652573A7 Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. cid:094291617@31122007-16de Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters. Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. cid:_1_08CA20B408CA1DE4003E47D2652573A7 Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" cid:_1_08CA240C08CA1DE4003E47D2652573A7 Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. cid:_2_08CA2B8C08CA28E8003E47D2652573A7 Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. cid:_2_08CA335408CA3090003E47D2652573A7 Dictionary: A place where success comes before work. cid:_2_08CA3AC008CA3830003E47D2652573A7 Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on. cid:_1_08CA425408CA3F98003E47D2652573A7 Father: A banker provided by nature. cid:094291617@31122007-16e5 Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. cid:_1_08CA510808CA4E88003E47D2652573A7 Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after. cid:_2_02619A340A0D1760003E47D2652573A7 Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read. cid:_2_0261A34C0261A0D8003E47D2652573A7 Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. cid:_1_0261B07C0261AD74003E47D2652573A7 Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. cid:_1_0261B8200261B558003E47D2652573A7 Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

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